After surveying the needs of their little bodies, we turn to the condition of their soiled heads and faces. The most common ailment is old-fashioned dirt and grime, as you'd expect with any Kid.
"Mud pies are a staple of my diet!"
At times the level of filth can make Kids look like walking dead zombies. Look at the crud around those potty mouths!
"I don't need to floss until I have teeth."
These Kids will need a good scrubbing, but some of them arrive with more permanent marks made by a marker or pen. Most common are Kids with ink added to accentuate their mouths. "Maybe it's Bic, maybe it's Maybelline."
And here's a red-accented dimple that will need attention.
"Hey I paid a lot for that tattoo of the night sky!"
Finally, there are some cases where we don't even want to know what sort of Oliver Twist-like life a Kid has lived before they get to us. What we do know is that they'll need some good old fashioned TLC. "Please, sir, may I have some more?"
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